Glad I’m Not Me

Another bad review. They all seem to agree.

Glad I’m Not Me

She said he’s inauthentic,
as phony as a three.
He should pay the piper.
I’m glad I’m not me.

They say his voice is bad,
always off key.
They say he can’t sing.
I’m glad I’m not me.

The rotten apples 
keep falling from the tree.
Keeps him ducking on stage.
I’m glad I’m not me.

He doesn’t look in the mirror. 
He’s afraid of what he’ll see.
He’s so full of himself.
I’m glad I’m not me.

They like the old Bob.
What he used to be,
them status quo Joes.
I’m glad I’m not me.

Another bad review.
They all seem to agree.
Time to take my bow.
I’m glad I’m not me.